Can we just admire for a minute?

tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

preserumbarnes:

"you’re so thirsty for sebastian stan" 

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nbcthevoice:

Yes, Adam! Just for you!

nbcthevoice:

Yes, Adam! Just for you!

Me playing sports

lesbian-en-skate:

You’re too cute to not be riding my face tbh

robregal:

This is the proper reaction.

bitch-of-the-crossroads:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

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SWEET MOTHER OF GOD

namakpaare:

Live While We’re Young - New Orleans, LA (x)

everysmiledeserves:

slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:

merker-the-twerker:

peanutbutterismypoison:

captainsnippet:

“Rob’s really good with the babies. Every time they started crying, I would literally go, ‘Oh god, where’s its mom?’ I would be worried about the baby and he would literally go into the corner and just shake it to sleep.” -Kristen Stewart

they… they actually put all that fake blood on a REAL baby!?!??!

now wait, wait..it’s sad that i know this but i do. it wasn’t corn syrup and whatever or high grade chemical fake blood. that particular mix was cream cheese and rasberry jelly. so that if the baby put it’s hands in it’s mouth, it wouldn’t hurt itself.

how did such a cool guy make such a bad career choice

probably the only thing i’d reblog that has twilight involved

His face in the last shot.

New Orleans ~ 25/9
New Orleans ~ 25/9

ugly:

waaaanderlustttt:

lettingdownhair:

rhiannon42:

OH MY WORD WHAT ARE THEY SELLING!?

Salad dressing. They’re selling salad dressing.

does he come with it